question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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