have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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