Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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