I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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