I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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