How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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