its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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