This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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