i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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