If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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