I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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