actually, I'm a sock model
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
