I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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