Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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