im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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