I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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