yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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