she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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