Your tits are I can't wait for
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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