I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There's always time for handjobs
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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