I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
if only i could text you this smell
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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