Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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