i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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