Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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