it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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