How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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