I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
