you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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