you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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