the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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