Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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