Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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