You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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