How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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