You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
