As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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