I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
where are you?
Hypothermia
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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