hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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