nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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