omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She even gives head with a lisp.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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