hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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