I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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