check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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