her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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