I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No subtext here. People are naked.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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