She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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