yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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