we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Boobs speak an international language.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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