I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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