i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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