i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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