hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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