I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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