I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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