She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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